One last round of unqualified floral personality decoding, based on your favorite flower.
Garden Rose
✨ You: Soft-spoken until someone messes with your seating chart. You romanticize your life and your leftovers. Probably has a vintage teacup collection no one’s allowed to touch. You write love letters you’ll never send.
🏡 Where you’d live in San Diego: La Jolla, where the views are romantic and so are you.
🌸 Catchphrase: “This is my quiet luxury era.”
Marigold
✨ You: Sweet, sunny, and secretly plotting. You bring snacks, solutions, and a little chaos. You’ve never finished a water bottle but have 12 open at all times. You give golden retriever energy with Scorpio instincts.
🏡 Where you’d live in San Diego: Normal Heights, where the energy is upbeat and the breakfast burritos are elite.
🌸 Catchphrase: “I’m chill… unless I’m right.”
Delphinium
✨ You: Tall, ethereal energy whether you’re 5’2” or 6’1”. You live for meaningful side glances and dramatic lighting. Probably have a poetry quote saved in your phone background. You make entrances — and exits — with flair.
🏡 Where you’d live in San Diego: Hillcrest, floating through farmers markets and deep convos with strangers.
🌸 Catchphrase: “I feel deeply and text weird.”
Carnation
✨ You: Underestimated. Underrated. Unbothered. You’re everybody’s comfort person and never post on your main. You have strong opinions on grocery store flower sections. You are the reason your friends believe in themselves.
🏡 Where you’d live in San Diego: Serra Mesa, where it’s cozy, calm, and close to your favorite people.
🌸 Catchphrase: “Don’t sleep on me.”
Orchid
✨ You: Refined. Expensive. Probably in therapy. You send voice notes, wear SPF, and give nothing away for free. Your skincare routine has three serums and one secret. You make healing look hot.
🏡 Where you’d live in San Diego: Rancho Santa Fe, where it’s all minimalism, manicures, and mystery.
🌸 Catchphrase: “I don’t chase. I bloom.”
Poppy
✨ You: Chaotic good. A walking mood board. Will make new friends in the bathroom at a wedding. Your screen time is embarrassing and you’re fine with that. You’re allergic to boredom and committed to fun.
🏡 Where you’d live in San Diego: Encinitas, roller skating to coffee and saying yes to everything.
🌸 Catchphrase: “Do I need it? No. Did I buy it? Yes.”
Filed under: highly personal, unhinged flower logic.
No peer-reviewed journals, just florals and vibes.
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